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RITA RUDNER Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft-spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Allen-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, Rudner shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. Rita Rudner has parlayed her "niceness" into an impressive list of credits: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up, she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, Rudner became a regular on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she trades quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on "Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first 'Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series "Funny People". Rudner also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a "roaster". One of the most ethereal comedians on today's hyperkinetic comedy circuit, Rita Rudner's soft-spoken humor has led to sold-out club appearances across the U.S.A. as well as in England and Australia. Her non-stop, witty observations on modern life cover such diverse topics as relationships, family and the importance of cleaning ladies.

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Home / News Quotes of the Day Motivational Author Index ... Contact Us Also visit: The Literature Page Quotations by Author Rita Rudner US comedian Showing quotations 1 to 10 of 13 total Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner - More quotations on: Love I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. Rita Rudner I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner - More quotations on: Marriage I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner - More quotations on: Pets In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner - More quotations on: Marriage Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner - More quotations on: Parents My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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Rita Rudner Learn More About Rita Rudner I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ''Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.'' So he went out and bought a present for my mother." My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. If you never want to see a man again, say, ''I love you, I want to marry you.

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Rita Rudner's 50 Facts About Men Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald." Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

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rita rudner - comedienne Contact Us! Name List Search Site Celebrity Comedians ... Humorists Telephone: Fax: by Comedians USA RITA RUDNER Comedian RITA RUDNER has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft- spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Alien-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, she shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. RUDNER has parlayed her 'niceness'' into an impressive list of credits within the past year alone: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, RUDNER became a regular on 'The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she trades quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on 'Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first 'Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series 'Funny People". RUDNER also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a 'roaster". One of the most ethereal comedians on today's hyperkinetic comedy circuit, RUDNER's soft-spoken humor has led to sold-out club appearances across the U.S.A. as well as in England and Australia. Her non-stop, witty observations on modern life cover such diverse topics as relationships, family and the importance of cleaning ladies.

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