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RITA RUDNER Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon a lethal wit wrappedup in a soft-spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it.
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Extractions: RITA RUDNER Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft-spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Allen-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, Rudner shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. Rita Rudner has parlayed her "niceness" into an impressive list of credits: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up, she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, Rudner became a regular on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she trades quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on "Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first 'Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series "Funny People". Rudner also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a "roaster". One of the most ethereal comedians on today's hyperkinetic comedy circuit, Rita Rudner's soft-spoken humor has led to sold-out club appearances across the U.S.A. as well as in England and Australia. Her non-stop, witty observations on modern life cover such diverse topics as relationships, family and the importance of cleaning ladies.
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my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner. More quotations on Love
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Quotations by Author. Rita Rudner US comedian. Rita Rudner More quotations onLove I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle.
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Powells.com Interviews - Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner and Her Little Mind, Looking Around Dave Weich, Powells.com Rita RudnerThird book, first novel. Dave What made you want to try a novel?
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Extractions: Dave Weich , Powells.com "I always thought I'd go to the Oscars," Rita Rudner explained, "but only as a stalker." In fact, having worked with Steve Martin to prepare this year's show, Rudner watched the awards ceremony from the wings, meeting with the host between bits to consult and improvise along the way. She's been keeping busy lately, to say the least. While selling out seven shows a week at a 425-seat Las Vegas theater built specially for her and taking advantage of special opportunities like the Oscars gig she cites Martin as one of her idols, so this was not a chance she was going to miss Rudner somehow managed to produce a charming and funny (no surprise there) first novel, too. Call her an overachiever. Before turning to comedy, she danced on Broadway for ten years. Then, rising through the comedy ranks, making appearances on
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Rita Rudner. Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon a lethal wit wrappedup in a soft-spoken delivery -and she knows how to use it.
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Extractions: Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft-spoken delivery -and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Allen-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, Rudner shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. Rita Rudner has parlayed her "niceness" into an impressive list of credits: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up, she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, Rudner became a regular on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she trades quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on "Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first 'Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series "Funny People". Rudner also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a "roaster".
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Extractions: Rita has written two books: the best-selling "Naked Beneath My Clothes" and "Rita Rudner's Guide to Men," which continues to be quoted extensively on the internet in English and in languages she will never understand. Speaking of men, in 1989 Rita married Englishman Martin Bergman. The two have collaborated in more ways than one. The movie "Peter's Friends" was their first produced script. It starred Emma Thompson and Kenneth Brangah and won the Peter Seller's award for best comedy film of the year.
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Extractions: RITA RUDNER Comedian RITA RUDNER has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft- spoken delivery and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing, and Gracie Allen-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin, and big, crayon-blue eyes, she shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. RUDNER has parlayed her "niceness" into an impressive list of credits within the past year alone: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up, she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2, and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled Born To Be Mild In addition, RUDNER became a regular on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson where she traded quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on Late Night With David Letterman , performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO One Night Stand in 1989, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first
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Extractions: RITA RUDNER Comedian Rita Rudner has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft- spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Alien-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, Rita Rudner shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. Rita Rudner has parlayed her "niceness" into an impressive list of credits. She won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, Rita Rudner became a regular on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she traded quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on "Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first "Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series "Funny People". Rita Rudner also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a "roaster". One of the most ethereal comedians on today's hyperkinetic comedy circuit, Rita Rudner's soft-spoken humor has led to sold-out club appearances across the U.S.A. as well as in England and Australia. Her non-stop, witty observations on modern life cover such diverse topics as relationships, family and the importance of cleaning ladies.
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Extractions: RITA RUDNER'S FACTS ABOUT MEN (No offense meant guys!) Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you...I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
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Extractions: Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald." Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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Extractions: RITA RUDNER Comedian RITA RUDNER has a secret weapon - a lethal wit wrapped up in a soft- spoken delivery - and she knows how to use it. She is captivating audiences and critics alike, both here and abroad, with her clever observations, sharp timing and Gracie Alien-like style. With her gentle voice, porcelain skin and big, crayon-blue eyes, she shatters the stereotype of brassy, tough comediennes with poise and sophistication. RUDNER has parlayed her 'niceness'' into an impressive list of credits within the past year alone: she won the 1990 American Comedy Award as Best Female Stand-Up she starred in her own comedy variety series in England which aired on the BBC 2; and she's starred in her first solo hour-long special for HBO titled "Born To Be Mild". In addition, RUDNER became a regular on 'The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson where she trades quips with him with ease. Her other television credits include numerous appearances on 'Late Night With David Letterman", performing on Comic Relief, starring in her own HBO "One Night Stand" in '89, being one of four featured comediennes on HBO's first 'Women Of The Night" special and a co-host of the NBC summer series 'Funny People". RUDNER also recently made Friars Club history by being the first female comic ever invited to be a 'roaster". One of the most ethereal comedians on today's hyperkinetic comedy circuit, RUDNER's soft-spoken humor has led to sold-out club appearances across the U.S.A. as well as in England and Australia. Her non-stop, witty observations on modern life cover such diverse topics as relationships, family and the importance of cleaning ladies.

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