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We continue our kindle edition Discordian Essential reader selection with a never before seen in any form of print selection of commentaries on the Principia Discordia, stories and miscellanies from SSSBella Oracle Of Doom aka Robyn Heracy.

This collection is kindle exclusive, and holds the honour of being the second ever Discordian work to be published on the Kindle

We are sure you will enjoy this selection if you are new to the works of Eris or old.

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Bureaucracy. Bureaucrat, Scholar- bureaucrats, Adhocracy, Technocracy (bureaucratic), Organizational structure, Discordian calendar, Law, Executive (government), Socialism, Traditional authority, Rational- legal authority, Civil service, Max Weber ... Read more

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Chapters: Robert Anton Wilson, Kerry Wendell Thornley, Malaclypse the Younger, Steve Jackson. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 36. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: Robert Anton Wilson (born Robert Edward Wilson, January 18, 1932 January 11, 2007), the American author of 33 influential books, became, at various times, a novelist, philosopher, psychologist, essayist, editor, playwright, futurist, libertarian and self-described agnostic mystic. Recognized as an Episkopos, Pope, and a Saint of Discordianism by Discordians who care to label him as such, Wilson helped publicize the group/religion/melee through his writings, interviews, and strolls. Wilson described his work as an "attempt to break down conditioned associations, to look at the world in a new way, with many models recognized as models or maps, and no one model elevated to the truth." "My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not agnosticism about God alone but agnosticism about everything." Wilson, born Robert Edward Wilson in Methodist Hospital, in Brooklyn, New York, spent his first years in Flatbush, and moved with his family to Gerritsen Beach around the age of 4 or 5, where they stayed until he turned 13. He suffered from polio as a child, and found generally effective treatment with the Kenny Method (created by Elizabeth Kenny) which the American Medical Association repudiated at that time. Polio's effects remained with Wilson throughout his life, usually manifesting as minor muscle spasms causing him to use a cane occasionally until 2000, when he experienced a major bout with post-polio syndrome that would continue until his death. Wilson attended Catholic grammar school, most likely the school associated with Gerritsen Beach's Resurrection Church. He attended Brooklyn Technical High S...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=26056 ... Read more

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Chapters: October 24, December 8, September 26, August 12, February 19, May 31, July 15, March 19, January 5, Towel Day. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 131. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: August 12 is the 224th day of the year (225th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 141 days remaining until the end of the year. It is the peak of the Perseid meteor shower. It is also known as the "Glorious Twelfth" in the UK, as it marks the traditional start of the grouse shooting season. ...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=1491 ... Read more

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When the unknown Mage runs from a brutish local enforcer, he unwittingly begins his journey through memory and history as he comes to terms with just what awaits him on the Widgeroo Plains. Exploring themes of Magic, Chaos, Memory, Identity and the Power of Self, Zombies of Widgeroo has long haunted the secretive corners of Discordian Hell.This edition includes the complete mind-warp that is the Ninth Chapter, and expands on some points previously edited out. Including a brief and sordid introduction by its author, Zombies of Widgeroo is at last rendered edible in an all-you-can-eat version. ... Read more

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Purchase includes free access to book updates online and a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: The Illuminatus! Trilogy is a series of three novels written by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson first published in 1975. The trilogy is a satirical, postmodern, science fiction-influenced adventure story; a drug-, sex- and magic-laden trek through a number of conspiracy theories, both historical and imaginary, which hinge around the authors' version of the Illuminati. The narrative often switches between third and first person perspectives and jumps around in time. It is thematically dense, covering topics like counterculture, numerology and Discordianism. The trilogy comprises The Eye in the Pyramid, The Golden Apple and Leviathan. They were first published as three separate volumes starting in September 1975. In 1984 they were published as an omnibus edition, and are now more commonly reprinted in the latter form. In 1986 the trilogy won the Prometheus Hall of Fame Award, designed to honor classic libertarian fiction. The authors went on to write several works, both fiction and nonfiction, that dealt further with the themes of the trilogy, but they did not write any direct sequels. Illuminatus! has been adapted for the stage, and has influenced several modern writers, musicians and games-makers. The popularity of the word "fnord" and the 23 enigma can both be attributed to the trilogy. It remains a seminal work of conspiracy fiction, predating by years such novels as Foucault's Pendulum and The Da Vinci Code. The plot meanders between the thoughts, hallucinations and inner voices (both real and imagined) of its many characters, as well as through time (past, present and future) sometimes in mid-sentence. Much of the back story is explained via dialogue between characters, who recount unreliable, often mutually contradictory, versions of ... More: http://booksllc.net/?id=38214 ... Read more

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This my fine friends, represents the first ever Discordian work to be translated to Kindle format.

Presenting for your edification most great, the lost works of Discordian Elder The Rev. Igantious Dryroasted Chaffinch, bound together in electronic form for the final time ever!

Learn the secret true Discordian history!

Marvel at the many linguistic errors and spelling mistakes!

Sneer at the incorrect information!

Unravel the conspiracy today!

Miss this and miss the Ersine motion event of the century!

Initially distributed to snarks, neckbeards, freaks, geeks and weirdo's via the interweb way back in 2008, this work of Erisian prose contains only the contractually obliged bare minimum of Principia Discordia quotes.

Now this kinde edition can be used on your hip ironic coffe shop journeys, read on the bus, or just plain downloaded and ignored.

You know whom I'm talking to.

You there at the back with your ironic tee shirt, ear plugs and white headphones on, having a conversation about deep deep things while you sip on your double frothy latte.

You need this book. It's both ironic and trendy. It also has easily remembered slogans and things you could sound quite deep quoting. It's also not very long and has pictures in it.

If it was a real book, you could colour them in. I'd not recommend it tho unless you have quite the surfeit of ebook readers hanging about.

It's neoirreligous.

You've never even heard that word before have ya? Yeah.

Edutained you already have I?

Thought so.

c'mon, you've been wowed by this swanky intro have you not?

hello?

helloooo?

sir or madam?

aw bugger.

they are going to take my other leg for this you know. They .. they fed the other one to a Scrid after my last book tanked.

I got kids to feed you know. Hard to do with one leg.

Blind, small, orphaned crippled kids with no arms and legs, whom are lactose intolerant and need expensive injections of gold and dollar bills, almost daily. Poor mites. Will some one not think of the childerens?

Aw heck. I think I oversold it.

hello?

sir?

madam?

heloooo?

aw.

bugger.

there goes my other leg then. . .

This special (special like the shortbus) enhanced Kindle edition has been painstakingly recreated from the original.

After 7 versions of fail, we bring you the final, the definitive, Aeturnus Ille Discordia Super Kindefail Edition.

Hell. It even has graphics in it.

But don't believe me, here's what some fine literary scholars made of it.


"Load of old toss, this chaffinch fellow has not got a bloody clue what he's talking about..." ~ Bob Monkhouse

"A powerhouse of esoteric information. Essential reading for the acolyte on the go." ~ Cardinal Sin

"Sometimes when you read something, you wish you could un-read it ... y'know .. god I wish that " ~ Micheal Winner

"HGNNNNNNN! HGNNNNNN!!!! HGNNNNNNN!" ~ Marty Wild

"This dude just gave me some killer buds to say this was cool man. f**k yeah. Pass the bong" ~ Random Hippie I Bribed

"Bless my fat speed riddled alcohol bloated corpse, what the hell is this toss?" ~ L Ron Hubbard via Ouija Board

"When one is shapeshifting into one's reptilian form and feasting upon small childeren, one enjoys to read Chaffinch" ~ HRH Elizabeth II


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Based on: "The Pricipia Discordia" of Malaclypse the Younger & "Illuminatus" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. ... Read more