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  1. Comic Relief : The Life and Laughter of Artemus Ward, 1834-1867 by John J. Pullen, 1983-12
  2. The complete works of Artemus Ward (Charles F. Browne) by Artemus, 1834-1867 Ward, 2009-10-26
  3. Comic Relief The Life and Laughter of Artemus Ward, 1834-1867 by John J. Pullen, 1983
  4. The complete works of Charles F. Browne. better known as Artem by Ward. Artemus. 1834-1867., 1871-01-01
  5. The Complete Works Of Charles F. Browne, Better Known As "artemus Ward."
  6. Artemus Ward; His Travels
  7. Artemus Ward by James C. Austin, 1964-06

61. Ruth Loyd Miller
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Ruth Loyd Miller, Editor of Pioneer Works on Edward deVere and Researcher in the Oxfordian Cause. Thirty-three years pro bono work for Edward deVere/Shake-speare
Ruth was the first woman to serve on the Louisiana Mineral Board; a delegate and First Vice-Chairman of the Louisiana Constitutional Convention of 1973; and in 1984 the first woman to be elected Chairman of the Board of Supervisors of the Louisiana State University System (Member for 14 years, 1974-1988).
In 1983-84 Ruth was named "Woman of the Year" by Delta Zeta’s National Sorority. Delta Zeta’s first “Woman of the Year” was Actress Gail Patrick, and a later “Woman of the Year” was Hollywood Fashion Designer Edith Head. Click here for Order Form for these Pioneer Works of DiscoVERy deVere/Shakespeare Click for Main Page/Contents of Minos Publishing Company Online Catalog DiscoVERY for Listings of deVere/Shakespeare
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Ruth was born in 1922 in the most northwesterly Louisiana Village of Ida. She graduated LSU, BA, Speech/Sociology in 1942; attended Union Theological Seminary, New York City, Summer 1941. After reading law for four (4) years and passing the 3-day Bar examination in 1957, Ruth was admitted to the Louisiana Bar [as the 53rd woman to have been admitted to the traditionally all-male coterie.] In 1987 at age 65 Ruth earned a MA, English, from the University of Louisiana at Lafayette.

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Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow themoney to do it with. Artemus Ward 18341867. More Free Items Just For You.
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The truth is Swiss banks welcome accounts from foreign residents all over the world - especially the "West," and a vast number of average Americans have accounts all over Switzerland. The main reason for wanting a Swiss bank account has to deal with the legendary privacy such an account provides.
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64. Jarman Commercial Litigation
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to boorer the moneyto do it with'. Artemus Ward 18341867 CONTRACTUAL DISPUTES ARISING FROM
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JARMANS S olicitors Return To Home Page kon'trakt' n. an agreement on fixed terms: a bond: the writing containing an agreement: an undertaking. (L. contractus - con (together) - tractus (draw)) 'Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to boorer the money to do it with' Artemus Ward 1834-1867 CONTRACTUAL DISPUTES ARISING FROM:
  • Negotiable Instruments Restrictive Agreements Sale of Goods Retention of Title Overseas Sales Breaches of Indemnity Claims Breaches of Warranty Landlord and Tenant Relations Building Contracts Partnership Agreements Arbitration Proceedings Equipment Leasing Agreements Application for Renewal of Lease Rent Review Arbitrations Breach of Covenant
FINANCIAL ARRANGEMENTS
  • Bankruptcy Insolvency Credit Control Arrangements with Creditors Applications for Justices On and Off Licences Club Registrations Transfer and Protection Orders Applications for Gaming Act Licences

65. W
Lu Wang) (2000) Artemus Ward. (18341867) American humorist, editor,lecturer pseud. for Charles Farrar Browne. Trouble will come
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No person is you friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any.
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Never let the urgent crowd out the important.
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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History is a romance that is believed; romance, a history that is not believed.
This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
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Barbara Walters
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66. IDS270 Lec#1
trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so. Artemus Ward. (pennameof Charles Farrar Browne, American humorist, 1834-1867). I
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2001 Stanley Louis Sclove These notes, to accompany many of the chapters of the textbook, are closely keyed to the book (as commentary) and are meant to be read right along with them
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The purpose of Statistics is the transformation of data into information
The purpose of information in business is decision-making
The purpose of decision-making is action
The purpose of action is improvement of the general welfare
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Data are numbers with a context.
Data illuminate We hope that knowledge of facts changes incorrect attitudes. Data beat Anecdotes Statistical data are better than anecdotes and stories because the data view a whole situation rather than just a few incidents. Beware the Lurking Variable Almost all relationships between variables are influenced by other variables lurking in the background.

67. If You've Seen One Nuclear War, You've Seen Them All.
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready tosacrifice my wife's brother. Artemus Ward (1834-1867). Only
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Rules of Combat They Never Taught You
  • You are not Superman
  • Recoiless rifles aren't.
  • Suppressive fire won't.
  • If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
  • Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
  • When in doubt empty the magazine.
  • Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
  • Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
  • If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.
  • All five-second grenade fuses are three seconds.
  • Try to look unimportant they may be low on ammo.
  • If you are forward of your position, the artillery will be short.
  • The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
  • The important things are always simple.
  • The simple things are always hard.
  • If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
  • Incoming fire has the right of way.
  • No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
  • No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
  • Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.
  • Tracers work both ways.

68. War Never Decides Who Is Right, Only Who Is Left.
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready tosacrifice my wife's brother. Artemus Ward (1834-1867). World
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I [state your name] do solemnly swear...
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I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I'm too smart for the Army and because Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even though I believe myself to be above that. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times be sure to make them aware of that fact.
After completion of my "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, civilian-wearing-a-blue-uniform, lazy-boy sitting, chairborne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. I consent to never getting promoted (EVER) and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday will probably outrank me tomorrow. So help me God.
US Army Oath of Enlistment

69. Sherlock Holmes Pastiche Characters - W
Tremayne) 61. Ward, Artemus (American Humourist 18341867) The PursuitOf The Houseboat (John Kendrick Bangs) 64, 172, 187-188. Ward
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W IN SHERLOCKIAN PASTICHES A B C D ... HOME A heading in Red indicates that the character appears in, or is important to, the story. Titles in regular type are those in which the character appears. Titles in italics indicate that the character is merely mentioned. Page numbers indicate the page on which the character appears or is mentioned. Where no page numbers are given it should be assumed that the character is present throughout the story. Click on these links for publication details of novels short stories , and children's stories indexed so far. Wace, Jacoby (The Crystal Egg - H.G. Wells)
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The Case Of The Philosophers’ Ring (Randall Collins) 80, 94, 124-130, 135 Wagner, Richard (German Composer 1813-1883)
"The Adventure Of Mrs. Burlingame's Diamond Stomacher" (John Kendrick Bangs) 47;

70. Project Gutenberg: Titles List
Complete Works of Artemus Ward, The Part 1 Essays, Sketches, andLetters, by Ward, Artemus, 18341867. Complete Works of Artemus
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This is Project Gutenberg. This list has been downloaded from: "The Official and Original Project Gutenberg Web Site and Home Page" http://promo.net/pg/ PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXTS TITLES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER Last Updated: Monday 03 September 2001 by Pietro Di Miceli (webmaster@promo.net) The following etext have been released by Project Gutenberg. This list serves as reference only. For downloading books, please use our catalogs or search at: http://promo.net/pg/ Or check our FTP archive at: ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/ and etext subdirectories. For problems with the FTP archives (ONLY) email gbnewby@ils.unc.edu, be sure to include a description of what happened AND which mirror site you were using. THANKS for visiting Project Gutenberg. $30,000 Bequest And Other Stories, The, by Twain, Mark, 1835-1910 1492, by Johnston, Mary, 1870-1936 1601, by Twain, Mark, 1835-1910 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Verne, Jules, 1828-1905 20,000 Leagues Under The Seas, by Verne, Jules, 1828-1905 32nd Mersenne Prime, The; predicted by Mersenne, by Slowinski, David

71. Project Gutenberg: Authors List
Browne, Charles Farrar, 18341867 AKA Ward, Artemus, 1834-1867. Browne,Thomas Alexander, 1826-1915 AKA Boldrewood, Rolf, 1826-1915.
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This is Project Gutenberg. This list has been downloaded from: "The Official and Original Project Gutenberg Web Site and Home Page" http://promo.net/pg/ PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXTS AUTHORS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER Last Updated: Monday 03 September 2001 by Pietro Di Miceli (webmaster@promo.net) The following etext have been released by Project Gutenberg. This list serves as reference only. For downloading books, please use our catalogs or search at: http://promo.net/pg/ Or check our FTP archive at: ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/ and etext subdirectories. For problems with the FTP archives (ONLY) email gbnewby@ils.unc.edu, be sure to include a description of what happened AND which mirror site you were using. THANKS for visiting Project Gutenberg. * (No Author Attributed) Abbott, David Phelps, 1863-1934 Abbott, Edwin Abbott, 1838-1926 AKA: Square, A Abbott, John S. C. (John Stevens Cabot), 1805-1877 Adams, Andy, 1859-1935 Adams, Henry, 1838-1918 Adams, John Quincy, 1767-1848 Adams, Samuel, 1722-1803 Adams, William Taylor, 1822-1897 AKA: Optic, Oliver, 1822-1897

72. Algarve Riding Club - Newsletter June
He's the wuss speller I know of (Charles Farrar Browne 18341867)Artemus Ward in London Ch.4 At the Tomb of Shakespeare. Would
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Clube de Equitação do Algarve Algarve Riding Club Issue 6/2002 Newsletter Dear Members
Many apologies for the late newsletter - we seem to have so many things going on, it’s difficult to put everything together on time.
Congratulations to all our winners and to Sam Carr and young Jessica Feder for their immaculate turn-out, although I think all the horses were well turned out. Many thanks to Eduarda and her team at Quinta do Lago who went to a lot of trouble to make the venue shipshape for us. The arena was levelled, raked and watered. The lunch was excellent and I, personally, would like the Club to return to this venue - your comments please.
Our next event is Showjumping at Horses Paradise and Antonio promises to improve the warm up arena. Angela and Martin have again agreed to do the lunch and donate any profit to the club. Sr. Parente will be building his nice flowing courses for us so I hope to see all of you on the 17th.
Allan Roberts is now Chairman of our Fiscal Committee (Susan Frew and Barry Shaw committee members). I’m sure Allan will be an energetic and valuable member of the club who will keep an eagle eye on our finances, aided and abetted by his wife Julia. Zoë Dickinson , Chairman Lupus
The collection taken for Lupus disease amounted to €55.00. The box will be at the Showjumping event for those of you who missed it at the Dressage.

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74. Quotation Search - Quote Search - The Quotations Page
my wife's brother. Artemus Ward (1834 1867). Why is this thus? Whatis the reason for this thusness? Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867).
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75. Artemus Ward Quotes - The Quotations Page
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76. Bibliography - The Laughter Of The West
Illustrated by Kemble. NY 1903. Charles Farrar Browne. ( 1834 1867. ) ArtemusWard, His Book. NY 1862; Artemus Ward, His Travels. 1. Miscellaneous.
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George Hobatio Derby. Phoenixiana, or Sketches and Burlesques by John Phoenix, N.Y. 1855; The Squibob Papers, N. Y. 1859; Phoenixiana, or Sketches and Burlesques by John Phonix. Introduction by John Kendrick Bangs. Illustrated by Kemble. N.Y. 1903. Charles Farrar Browne. Artemus Ward, His Book. N.Y. 1862; Artemus Ward, His Travels. 1. Miscellaneous. 2. Among the Mormons, N.Y. 1865; Betsey Jane Ward. Hur Book of Goaks. N.Y. 1866; Artemus Ward in London and Other Papers. N.Y. 1867; Artemus Ward's Panorama as Exhibited in Egyptian Hall, London. Edited by his executors, T. W. Robertson and E. P. Hingston. N. Y. 1869; The Genial Showman, London, 1870; Artemus Ward, His Works Complete, with a biographical sketch by M. D. Landon. N.Y. 1875; The Complete Works of Artemus Ward. London. 1910. David Ross Locke. Divers Views, Opinions, and Prophecies of Yours Trooly, Petroleum V. Nasby. Nasby Papers.

77. GIGA Quote Author Page For Artemus Ward (pseudonymn Of Charles Farrar Browne)
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I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
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English prelate, theologian and critic (1698 1779) Artemus Ward (pseudonymnof Charles Farrar Browne), American humorist (1834 - 1867) Elizabeth Stuart
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