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  1. The Chinese Classical Work Commonly Called the Four Books by Confucius, 2010-01-03
  2. Confucius by Ezra Pound, 1969-10-01
  3. Confucius, Lao Tzu, and Chinese Philosophy (The Audio Classics Series: the World of Philosophy) by Crispin Sartwell, 2006-07-15
  4. The Analects of Confucius by Confucius, 1986-01-01
  5. The Analects (Oxford World's Classics) by Confucius, 2001-01-11
  6. The Analects of Confucius: Discourses and Dialogues of K'ung Fu-tsze compiled by his disciples by Holly, Harlayne Roberts, 2007-05-01
  7. Chinese Society in the Age of Confucius (Monumenta Archaeologica) (Ideas, Debates and Perspectives) by Lothar Von Falkenhausen, 2006-11-01
  8. Great Ideas: The First Ten Books by CONFUCIUS, 2005
  9. Confucius: Great Chinese Philosopher (Great Names) by Anna Carew-Miller, Shi-Ming Zhang, 2002-10
  10. The Analects of Confucius by Confucius, 2005-01-01
  11. Fifty Major Thinkers on Education: From Confucius to Dewey (Routledge Key Guides)
  12. Complete Works of Confucius by Confucious, 2008-09-28
  13. The Sayings of Confucius by Confucius, 2010-02-21
  14. The Ethics of Confucius and Aristotle: Mirrors of Virtue (Routledge Studies in Ethics and Moral Theory) by Jiyuan Yu, 2009-06-16

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Confucius (K'ung fu-tze or Kung fu-tze (in Wade-Giles ) or Kong fuzi or Kong fu zi (in pinyin 551 BC 479 BC ) is probably the best-known of ancient Chinese philosopher He was born in the Chinese state of Lu 551 BC Spring and Autumn Period ) and was the son of a noble family who had recently fled from the state of Song . His parents, however, died when he was three and he grew up in very poor conditions as an orphan. He spent his time attempting to learn everything there was to know. Fuzi Zi Confucianism , was extremly influential in China Theory of Ethics Is based on three important concepts: Li While Confucius grew up li referred to three aspects of life, that of sacrificing to the gods, social and political institutions, and daily behaviour. It was believed that

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There was one young man of humble origin named Yan Hui who wanted to be accepted as Confucius's student. But the family was so poor that they even had difficulty providing themselves with daily necessaries. He was afraid he would be rejected as he could not afford the tuition required. One day he came to where Confucius was giving lectures. He saw a few men sitting under a big tree and overheard Confucius say, "I'm ready to accept anyone that can bring 10 pieces of preserved meat for tuition, whatever his origin. " Yan Hui was greatly heartened by this. He hastened back home and told his friends Zi Lu and Zi Gong about it. A few days later, all three became Confucius's students. Even a man named Gong Yechang who had just been released from prison came under Confucius's tutelage.
Confucius often lectured to his students on the theme of "benevolence", preaching the importance of loving others. One day, he and his students happened to be journeying past the foot of the Mount Tai and saw a woman weeping mournfully at the side of a grave. When asked why she was weeping like that, she said to Confucius , still sobbing, "My father-in-law, my husband and my son had all been eaten up by tigers at this place. " "Why not moving away from here as soon as you can?" asked Confucius. "But the government here is not that tyrannous!" On hearing this, Confucius turned to his students and said, "So you see, a tyrannous government is even more to be feared than fierce tigers, even harsher. "

85. Who Is Confucius?
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Confucius (K'ung Fu-tzu) lived from 551 BCE to 479 BCE during a time when imperial rule was breaking down in China. Confucius was of noble decent, but his family had lost its wealth and he grew up in relative poverty. His birth place was in the state of Lu which is part of the modern state of Shantung. Confucius settled down in the state of Lu and opened a school in his home at which he would teach anyone who came to learn regardless of their ability to pay. He flirted with the political arena, attempting to convince his contemporary political leaders the virtue of living a noble life. After 10 years or so of dismay in the political arena Confucius settled down to his school and taught for the rest of his life. bodyOffer(19813) Not much is reliably known about Confucius since the first biography of him was written 375 years or more after his death by Ssu-ma Ch'ien, an unreliable historian. Since so many years had passed since Confucius' death and because he was such a reputed noble and wise man, many legends had arisen about hime by the time Ssu-ma Ch'ien collected information on his life. Perhaps a more telling and more accurate account of Confucius can be found by analyzing his Analects, a collection of Confucius' sayings compiled by his students immediately following his death.

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88. Confucius
Confucius (551479 BC). Recommended Background Texts Confucius, The Analects. trans.with intro. by D. C. Lau (RAL) PL2478.L5 1979. Creel, Herrlee Glessner.
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Recommended Background Texts: Confucius, The Analects trans. with intro. by D. C. Lau (RAL) PL2478.L5 1979 Creel, Herrlee Glessner. Confucius and the Chinese Way. (RAL) B 128.C8 C65 l960 Fingarette, Herbert., ConfuciusThe Secular as Sacred (1972) (RAL) B128.C8 F48
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Confucius. by. Confucius was one of those thinkers who looked to the past for answers,and his great reverence for antiquity seems to have been shaped early.
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Background In poem # 242 from the Book of Songs (pp. 785-86), the speaker celebrates the ascendancy of the Chou Dynasty (ca. 1120 B. C.), suggesting that the dissolute behavior of the Shang-Yin rulers gradually deprived them of the Mandate of Heaven and transferred legitimacy to Chou. Though Chou had been a vassal border state and somewhat less culturally refined than Shang, early Chou monarchs viewed themselves not as alien conquerors but as divinely ordained inheritors and propagators of Shang civilization, which they had emulated since long before the conquest. The Chou thus presented themselves and the Shang as sprung from the same cultural rootstock, suggesting that both dynastic lines were legitimate descendants of the mythical Sage-Kings who had ruled in antiquity. Moving resolutely, the first three Chou rulers consolidated their domain by parceling out about seventy strategic fiefs to family, clan members, and political allies. Even the Shang, since they too once had been granted Heaven's Mandate to rule, were awarded an important state (Sung), wherein they continued to practice their ancestral rites. Through this pervasive and powerful network, the Chou court successfully imposed its language, rituals, political institutions, and the common cultural heritage of Shang and Chou throughout its domain. For nearly four hundred years, the Chou kings held military superiority, but all during that time, many vassal states were increasing in size and power. Locked in frequent wars with one another, they added to their holdings by defeating and annexing smaller neighbors. Thus, by 771 B. C., the state army of Royal Chou was so diminished that it easily fell before barbarian invaders, who sacked the capital city and murdered the king. When the capital was relocated farther to the east in the next year, the new King's military presence was insignificant.

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Confucius (551-479 BC) is remembered by Chinese from all levels of life for various reasons. One noticeable one is his approach to education. He stimulated his students to think by posing questions. He also maintained that the moulding of the personality was of prime importance in education, and everything else followed from this. Thus, if the tales told after him have any truth in them, he tailored his methods to each student's needs. His teaching style was more in the way of informal conversations than formal classes. Roughly speaking, his discourse covered three fields: the classics and philosophy, including his views on reforms which would bring the government of the ducal states back to what he considered the ideal of ancient times; the forms and ceremonies of those past times; and poetry and music. He was an avid lover of music, which he once remarked could help mould kindness and uprightness of character. Wherever he went in his travels though the states, he collected the songs of the people, which he used in his teaching, and near the end of his life edited the ancient collection The Book of Songs Altogether at one time or another some 3,000 young men came to study under him. The 72 who were the brightest and spent the most time with him came to be known as his disciples. Some of them went with him on his travels to other states.

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Confucius became famous as a sage, or wise man, of China during the so-called ' Age of Philosophers '. His 'Five Classics' which record his teachings, have influenced the civilizations of all of eastern Asia. Confucius was born in the state of Lu at a time when local rulers failed to pay homage to the emperor of a declining Chou dynasty. Confucius deplored the disorder and looked back with nostalgia to earlier times. He studied the teachings of the sages whose influence had made China a united nation in the past. Confucius decided that he must restore the faith and practices of the emperors and sages of old. Unable to obtain an official position to implement his ideas of reform, he spent his life educating a group of disciples. Confucius sought to provide sound rules for every occasion in life. Profoundly concerned by the miseries of the world, he wanted to make men noble in order to bring about a noble world. His concepts of benevolence, ritual and propriety became state ideology during the Han times.

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Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles. When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them. Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. Love makes a spot beautiful: who chooses not to dwell in love, has he got wisdom? A heart set on love will do no wrong. Gentlemen cherish worth; the vulgar cherish dirt. Gentlemen trust in justice; the vulgar trust in favor. The chase of gain is rich in hate. Sorrow not at being unknown, but seek to be worthy of note. A gentleman considers what is right; the vulgar consider what will pay. A father's and a mother's age must be borne in mind; with joy on the one hand, fear on the other. A gentleman wishes to be slow to speak and quick to act. Good is no hermit. It has ever neighbors. There may be men who act without understanding why. I do not. To listen much, pick out the good and follow it; to see much and ponder it: this comes next to understanding.

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CONFUCIUS Philosopher Also Known As: Kong Fu-Zi Confucius was a teacher, scholar and minor political figure, whose commentary on Chinese literary classics developed into a pragmatic philosophy for daily life. Not strictly religious, his teachings were a utilitarian approach to social harmony and the moral obligations between individuals and social systems. Confucius
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Confucius , Chinese K'ung Ch'iu or K'ung Fu-tzu [Master K'ung], c. 551 B.C. , Chinese sage. Positive evidence concerning the life of Confucius is scanty; modern scholars base their accounts largely on the Analects, Wu Ching [five classics] (see Chinese literature ). His supposed doctrines are embodied in Confucianism. For bibliography, see Confucianism
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Confucius is today one of the most compelling teachers and sagesof China. Confucius biography and teachings. Confucius, the Man.
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Confucius, the Man While he was living, Confucius was not a powerful man, nor even a particularly famous man. He was born in China in 551 B.C., and was not much different from most ordinary men in his time. However, today he is well-known as one of China's most prestigious and prominent teachers, and his wisdom is heard around the world. bodyOffer(901) Confucius was a failed politician, having traveled the land, searching for years to find an appropriate governmental post. Eventually he gave up trying, and went back to his hometown to continue teaching and studying. He edited many different types of texts, from poetry to history and music. He wrote a book called The Analects, which is a collection of short answers to questions. Each answer begins, "The Master says," which is probably where the popular saying, "Confucius say," originated. With a fondness in his heart for the past, Confucius often rhapsodized about the long-gone "golden age" of the Duke of Chou, a leader in Confucius' youth who had been responsible for instituting many of the nation's festivals, religious practices, ceremonies and morals. At least that was the way Confucius remembered it. Not typically considered a religious leader, Confucius did not wax poetic about God or metaphysics. He discussed heaven, but only as an impersonal force of morality or ethics, not in the traditional spiritual sense. He was practical and more concerned with earthly matters, such as good manners and treating others kindly and enhancing family relations.

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